You Might Be Adopting From China If…
~You know that I-600 & I-171 aren’t highways…
~You’ve been expecting a child for over 3 years…
~You understand that it’s 2006 in some parts of the world…
~You’ve “paid for” 3 citizenships, but never brought anyone into the U.S…
~You know that waiting for China has nothing to do with Dillards or dishes…
~Your homestudy is followed by a number (i.e. #3 or #4)…
~You never know how many days next month will have…
~You know that babies come in batches…
~You’ve been fingerprinted four or more times, but never committed a crime…
~You automatically assume everyone who is expecting is having a girl…
~You own new clothing in 3 little sizes for all 4 seasons (because you don’tknow when or how big)…
~You look twice when you see a lady bug…
~You’re more interested in what will happen in May 2006 than in Sept 2010…
~You know people who understand when you talk about 2 day months & 5 day months…
~Your due date hasn’t changed by days, but by years…
~You know who the Rumor Queen is … AND … you don’t know who she is…
~You know that forecast doesn’t have anything to do with the weather…
~You’ve waited so long, they re-checked your fingerprints to see if they changed…
~Trying to understand why they’re printing you again, you study your own fingerprints and wonder if fingerprints grow wrinkles…
~When you speak of “that time of month” you’re talking about CCAA updates & referrals…
And finally…You might be adopting from China if you love someone you’ve never met with all your heart!
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